For some reason, a lot of Papa John’s Pizza‘s marketing strategy involves putting their founder John Schnatter’s face on everything. This is inexplicable. If I’m going to slum to a pizza chain, please don’t remind me how inauthentic the pizza I’m eating is. I don’t want “Papa John” to be some midwestern-looking PTA member. [...]
Rumors are swirling that black dude British actor Idris Elba is in talks to be the next James Bond, which bothered me initially deep down, that James Bond wasn’t black and blah blah blah. And that’s because deep down, I am a racist. Just a little bit in my core. I don’t like it, but [...]
This, if you are not aware, is the shitty gamer webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Del. Like most webcomics about video games, it is stupid and bad. And it got some flack a few weeks ago for this particular strip for being racist. And then the guy took it down because he’s a pussy. Is it racist? Sure. [...]
Stephen Foster is referred to often as “The Father of American Music.” You were probably forced to sing some of his songs in music class as a fourth grader. A great majority of American musical genres owe their genesis at least in part to Foster. Amazing how far his popularity and influence spread in [...]
Opening video sketch from last month’s Bully Pulpit. Special thanks to Christian Alsis for pretending to be that guy.
CNN is at it again, this time with an article titled “Your new best friend may be a robot.” First of all: no. Friendship is for humans. The day I’m friends with a robot is the day that … I … oh my God.
Do you think that in a hundred years, people will look [...]
Your significant other has sworn allegiance to the ghost of Adolf Hitler. The ghost of Adolf Hitler visits you in the middle of the night, saying encouraging things about your relationship. Your partner reveals to you that he or she prefers to sleep hanging upside down from the ceiling. When you say, “Oh, like [...]
Stand-up video again, from the same show as the video from last week. And just as hilarious!
>>>> >>>>INCOMING TRANSMISSION >>>>NOVEMBER 12TH, 2060 >>>>INCOMING TRANSMISSION >>>>
Greetings Humans of the year 2010:
My name is Carlos. Yes sir. That is definitely my name. I am sending the first subspace transmission to you in hopes that you will receive it and correct your mistakes, so you might make this grim future better. You [...]