As I have often said in these columns, Twitter is the ugly result of what happens when you give a voice to every person. Particularly terrible are trending topics and hashtags, which track what a lot of mouth breathers are talking about at a particular time. For the past few days #iGetThatALot has been trending. It’s a trend about what people often say to them. Or, more accurately, a way for people to post compliments they get and to complain. Or a combination of the two.
This tweet encapsulates the spirit of #iGetThatALot. It is a complaint about being single, it is a complaint about her annoyance about being asked why she is single so much, and most importantly, it not-so-subtly suggests that people think she is too great to be alone. That much psychology in one tweet. It’s impressive.
However, the reason she’s single is probably that she’s a psycho. Her twitter handle is “LuXuRy_SweetZ.” It sounds like something out of a Dove Chocolate commercial. Why is Dove making chocolate? Don’t they make hand soap?
This is much along the same lines as the above, but she’s a little more insecure about it, which is why she added they part about how she hates it. Of course she doesn’t hate it. Everyone loves compliments. They brighten up your day!
Though as far as compliments go, that one sounds fucking horrific. A “grown woman body?” And you get it often? I could see hating the wording, if not the intent. It is pretty creepy. I could see this one being filed under #SanduskyCompliments.
“I’m so attractive, even racists think I’m pretty.”
Vanessa, your friends and loved ones are trying to help you. Please get help. Your life maybe be on the line. With each tweet, you lose crucial energy you would otherwise get from eating food. Help yourself. Please.
Maybe people are just tired of you talking about Cody Simspon all the time. It’s really irritating the people around you. I’m already sick of it and I’ve never even heard of him before. I’m going to Google him after I finish typing this sentence, and I’m anticipating he’s some shitty Justin Bieber knockoff. Yep, Justin Bieber knockoff, I was right.