Glamour Magazine was delivered to my apartment for some reason (I don’t know why), so I decided to flip through it (also don’t know why). But I came across their new advice column called Ask the Girls where readers’ advice questions are posed to a different panel of female friends each month. This months’ friends/panelists were:
So, I’m going to add my own two cents to the questions from this month’s column. Here we go.
LUKE: Maybe you should kill her boss. Like a quick shank to the side in a public restroom. Just walk out like nothing happened. Drop the shiv and get out of there. Walk out of the place real fast, but you don’t run. Don’t look nobody directly in the eye, but don’t look away either. Because … girl power, right guys? Right? Get back at him for women…?
LUKE: Just because he happens to enjoy male attention, it doesn’t mean he’s gay! Maybe he just finds it flattering because gay men know what they like a lot of the time! And maybe he’s just too tired for sex — give him a break for once in your life, will you?! UGH HE IS SO SICK OF ANSWERING THIS QUESTION! FIRST FROM HIS MOTHER AND NOW FROM YOU?! I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES THAT HE’S NOT GAY! WHAT ELSE CAN I DO PROVE IT TO YOU! God!
LUKE: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too? You should, because the fountain of youth is down there. Get down there before you’re dead, grandma!