So, I was on the internet, lookin’ for yuks when I stumbled upon this very funny humor website, FunnyPages.org. I really recommend going there because you will not be able to stop laughing! Heck! I’m still laughing right now! Even as I type this!
Especially this article right here, where people submitted funny TSA slogans, like these:
Haha! WOW! As funny as those are, I decided to make some of these of my own. I hope you enjoy!